The grand scheme is working to perfection. The price hikes, the ships coming and going from the Iraqi ports filled with Iraqi crude 24/7.

Nuclear plants on the fast track. Glorious!

Secret oil fields have been built all over the world to fuel thirsty SUVs and shipping crude from US military run clandestine fields. The fields are naturally worked by our terror prisoners and prisons are built alongside the fields.

Naturally the nations that own these fields want to give these undeveloped fields to the US for "protection".

Now is the time to buy that Hummer H2 you've been eyeing. I'm looking at a midnight blue H2 with gold & chrome wheels. Whoowhee is it looking sharp! 6 miles to the gallon! - That's two more than I expected!

The US is set for at least another 100 years.

Americans should all line up to kiss Cheney's puffy posterior.

;-)