Subject: Your work to make Kansas the joke state of the USA is moving ahead rapidly.

To: JWaugh1052@aol.com, martinkathy@yahoo.com, MSGamble@swbell.net, kwillard@cox.net, jwmsbacon@aol.com, carolrupe@hotmail.com, bill.wagnon@washburn.edu, vanmeter@terraworld.net, conniemorris2010@yahoo.com, "sabrams@hit.net" <sabrams@hit.net>

Dear Morons (I address only those who voted for "Inteligent Design", My apologies to the rest of you),

Janet Waugh of your own board set it very well:
"This is a sad day, not only for Kansas kids, but for Kansas. We're becoming a laughingstock, not only of the nation, but of the world."

Evidently 6 of you are too stupid to understand this.

Virtually EVERY intelligent news medium in the world has condemned your stupid decision. Click here to see more.

http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F1081EF83E5A0C7A8CDDA80994DD404482 Kansas Board Approves Challenges to Evolution

http://www.livescience.com/othernews/ap_051108_kansas_vote.html Kansas School Board Votes Against Science

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9967813/ Kansas education board downplays evolution

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/08/AR2005110801211.html Kansas Education Board First to Back 'Intelligent Design'

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2005-11-08-kansas-science-standards_x.htm Kansas schools can teach 'intelligent design'

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/opinion/dn8289.html Kansas backs intelligent design in science lessons

http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/goodbye_kansas/ It's a sad day for American science. We've lost Kansas.

http://www.venganza.org/

http://www.kansasmorons.com/teachers_guide.htm

If the six of you who voted for "Intelligent Design" had one single brain among the lot of you, it would be obvious that the intrusion of religion into Science class will open a floodgate of mutually contradictory mythology.

Mark Twain was referring to you when he wrote:
God made the idiot for practice. Then he made the school board.

Why don't you jerks learn some real Science sometime? In the meanwhile, you should resign your positions on the grounds that you are totally unqualified to teach anybody anything because you know nothing whatsoever.