Mama of the Universe
What a whole new concept! I can actually wrap my brain around it.
Wouldn't it be something if our first "memories" actually were the result of Mama doing something we didn't like? Instead of rectal probing, they were thermometers! Instead of sperm samples, it was the uncle's sexual abuse!
And as for the needles up the nose.........mucous extractors!
Damn, I think I'm gonna run with this!