What? No women around? No bus tickets?
It reminds me of a joke.
The new commandant of a French Foreign Legion post was being show around by the outgoing commandant. After reviewing the man, the armory, the camels & horses, etc, the new commandant asked, "What do the men do for sex?"
The old-timer replied, "They use the camels and horses."
"What? Have they all become perverts?"
"Hell, no. We ride them into town where the women are."