Recieved 11/29/05, 2:45 PM:

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URGENT MEETING CALLED- PLEASE SIGN INTO 'THE GROUP' IMMEDIATELY!!
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***LLG has entered the room!***
LLG: Hey all, wassup? Why the urgent meeting?

alcaray: Beats me, I just got here... better be good! I am missing a rerun of 'Farenheight 911' for this...

***Donster has entered the room!***

Donster: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

LLG: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

alcaray: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

***M-A has entered the room!***

M-A: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

M-A: LOL TAHT NEVER GETS OLD!!

Donster: ROTFLMAO Hear the good news?

alcaray: No? What?

LLG: No...

Donster: Teh death count just hit 2111!!!

M-A: AWESOME, DUDE!!! PAAAARRRRTAY!

alcary: Oh, Don! You must be so happy!

LLG: Good work, Don... I heard that suicide bombers have been inspired by your HZ posts...

Donster: Yeah, I have been posting on al-jazeera, with links to my posts on the HZ....

M-A: THATS BITCHIN' SMART DUDE!!!

Donster: Yah, so whats the meeting for?

M-A: IDK

LLG: Not sure- guess we have to wait for TheDarkShepherd to show up...

alcaray: Anyone see the Bush speech....

Donster: AAAAUGHH... YOU KNOW ITS AGAINST THE RULES TO MENTION THAT NAME!!!!

LLG: Yeah you moron!! You know how some of us go into epileptic fits at the mere mention of ITS name!

M-A: WAGOT WAGOT!!!

Donster: WAGOT?

M-A: Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth U RETARD!

***Randolph Bowserton the Third has entered the room!***

Donster: UR A RETARD, RETARD!!!

Randolph Bowserton the Third: WHO LET DA DOGS OUT?!! ARF ARF ARF!

LLG: Hey Bowser... hows tricks?

Randolph Bowserton the Third: Not bad- not bad at all!! I just made a killing with my Halliburton stocks! Of course I funnel all profits to the insurgency-- errr 'Freedom Fighters' I mean... BTW Osama says hi...and he LOVED your post Don!!!

Donster: Cool! How is ol' Binney?

Randolph Bowserton the Third: Same as ever... A little on edge- next time you see him dont stare at his birthmark....

Donster: But I swear its shaped just like a playboy bunny....

Randolph Bowserton the Third: I know, I know, but ever since he saw the hugh heffner interview on Larry King Live hes been a little sensitive about it

***Davin(Ahmed el Rasheif) has entered the room***

Davin (Ahmed el Rasheif): Yo all! wassup? Allah be with you all

Donster: WAAAASSSSUPP?! ALLLAAAAAAHHHH!!!

LLG: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

alcaray: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

M-A: LOL ALLAH U R SOOOOO FNNY!!!

Randolph Bowserton the Third: How goes it in Iran?

Davin (Ahmed el Rasheif): Al-queda welcomed me with open arms, comrade... that 20 million in drug money you gave me will help us kill many infidels/republicans... this will really screw with Bush and Cheney...

Donster: AAAAAAUUUUGH!!!

M-A: WAGOT WAGOT WAGOT!!!!!

Davin (Ahmed el Rasheif): Whats wrong with Mary anne?

Donster: You said the WORD!!!

Davin (Ahmed el Rasheif): Ah, sorry- forgot about BDS... my bad... anyway, comrades- I have great news!!! With the money Bowser gave me, the Madrassas in Iran and saudi arabia have agreed to start teaching socialism!!!

M-A: DAT FOOKIN ROCKS!!! U R DA MAN!!!

LLG: good work bro!

Davin (Ahmed el Rasheif): I mainly did it just to piss off brosz LOL!!!

***Publius has entered the room!***

Publius: WASSSUUUPPPP!!?

LLG: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

alcaray: WAAAASSSSUPP?!

M-A: ROTFPIPLMAO.... O U BOYS!!!

Publius: Hey, I got a good joke!!!

Donster: Do tell!

Publius: How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Donster: I have no idea...

M-A: IDK (*giggle*)

Publius: NONE! THEY ARE ALL TOO FAT TO FIT IN A LIGHTBULB, AND BESIDES, THEY DONT SCREW- THEY ALL REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY LIKE THE SINGLE CELLED SLIME THEY ARE!!!

LLG: BWAAAAA-HA HA HAAAA

M-A: OMG THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FNNY!!! ROTFPIPLMAOBU....

***FOX has entered the room***

alcaray: I dont get it....

M-A: U R A RETRD AL

***THE DARK SHEPHERD has entered the room***

alcaray: No, really, I dont get it... :(

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Greetings Minions

Publius: Welcome, oh dark master

M-A: Welcome, oh dark master

***Scott-evil has entered the room***

Donster: Welcome, oh dark master

alcaray: Welcome, oh dark master

Scott-evil: Welcum, oh drk mister

Randolph Bowserton the Third: Welcome, oh dark master

FOX: Welcome, oh dark master
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THE DARK SHEPHERD: AHEM!

LLG: OH! sorry, I was flaming Johannes... Welcome, oh dark master...

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Minions, our time has come!

ALL: Yes oh lord!

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Our Plan has progressed to stage 2-C, so far no one has suspected our seditious plans to destroy the american government and way of life...

FOX: What about Gary....?

THE DARK SHEPHERD: SHUT UP MINION!! I GOT RID OF HIM! HE WAS KILLED IN A 'FREAK ACCIDENT' DURING TESTING OF A RE-ENTRY VEHICLE!

FOX: Sorry master! You are wise... I did not mean to question your wisdom...

M-A: UR AN ASS FOX!

FOX: Bite me M-A!!!

M-A: U WISH LOSER!!!

THE DARK SHEPHERD: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Our plans are coming to fruition! Bowser, Donald... your posts on the HZ have demoralized American troops and emboldened the iraqi insurgency- without you two the american death toll would not be half of what it is! Davin, your work to recruit terrorists in the muslim world is bearing fruit... without your efforts the 'war on terror' would have certainly crushed the terrorist movement and been a stunning success for the republicans, thanks to you it instead looks like the war on terror has inflamed the muslim world and increased the recruitment of terrorist organizations.

Randolph Bowserton the Third: We live to serve you, master...

ALL: as do we all...

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Publius, Mary Anne... your calm and educated responses to the republicans reinforces the idea that leftists are educated and rational... destroying the republican ego....and now that FOX is moderator he can delete any rational Republican viewpoints posted on CE. I have noticed that the only right wing posts allowed to stay on CE have been astounding in their stupidity. GOOD WORK MINIONS!!!

FOX: I actually havent had to do all that much...

M-A: YOU ROCK DUDE!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!

THE DARK SHEPHERD: And Scott, your impression of the stereotypical ignorant dumbass right wing nut has been FLAWLESS!!! Good work man!

Scott-Evil: I tri, it aint ez when your so eroodyte to be sounding so stoopid....

THE DARK SHEPHERD: ummmm, yeah...

THE DARK SHEPHERD: And LLG, I dont know what the hell you do... but good work...

LLG: You dont know shit about radioactivity or relativity so why dont you shut the hell up.... ooops, I was still flaming Johannes...errr umm thanks boss!

THE DARK SHEPHERD: Continue your work minions, LET THE SEDITION CONTINUE... soon with your hard work AMERICA WILL FALL!!!