A debate would end up looking just like Kerry-Bush.

Now for the cage match: Sadam is certainly in worse condition than Bush. One would think that Bush could tear Sadam's feebile body to shreads...But then Bush just doesn't seem to put much heart into things...Sometimes you gotta wonder how the guy even gets up in the morning. He just doesn't seem to have any drive or ambition. Meanwhile, Sadam would certainly attack like a tenatious NFL linebacker whacked out on Crystal Meth...I hate to admit it, but Sadam would win in a cage match.

Bush would win in a debate. Sadam would ramble. His ego would get the best of him.