Cats, the bridge to alternate universes?
Maybe I'm the only one here who actually READS these papers, but this one here is a classic! Here's the money quote from the Appendix of this 'quirky' paper, "Cats have the reputation of having great psychic powers and of being able to see all kinds of entities invisible to the human eye. The aforementioned T. Lobsang Rampa even claimed that his book ‘Living with the Lama’ had been written by one of his cats who dictated the contents to him telepathically, the introduction being written by another cat."
Man, Bowser will be wicked pissed.