Scott Pakin's automatic complaint generator, it's a hoot to me. It has been around for at least 10-12 years and I forget about it until something reminds me of it.

Here are a couple of examples,

Organization complaint:

Gather round, kids. Settle down now. And no hitting. I'm going to tell you a story about the way that Obama administration seems to have trouble constructing a grammatically correct sentence. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.

Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting Obama administration focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things. To change the topic slightly, Obama administration's favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". It likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. It then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for it to represent Heaven as Hell and, conversely, the most wretched life as paradise. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that Obama administration favors awarding "get out of jail free" cards to convicted traitors (as long as they happen to be members of Obama administration's brown-nosing junta). Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. Having reached this letter's desition, I just want to leave you with the thought that Obama administration places its indelible imprimatur upon a form of serfism that is fundamentally, pervasively, and inescapably lascivious.

Personal complaint:

Over the past few weeks, I've learned to look past FrankC's homicidal conclusions. I've learned to look past some of the meddlesome things FrankC has said. I've even learned to look past his attempts to do exactly the things he accuses conniving maniacs of doing. But I cannot stay silent about FrankC's incomprehensible and unforgivable audacity regarding a specific event that recently occurred. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for FrankC. If we feel helpless, FrankC is energized and ramps up his efforts to intensify race hatred. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that collectivism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths.