I have had enough of the Republican Party! As this letter will make clear, I can't understand why the Republican Party has to be so mumpish. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside the Republican Party's head and is making it capitalize on our needs and vulnerabilities. It's a bit more likely, however, that after hearing about its patronizing attempts to doctor evidence and classification systems and make purblind generalizations to support parvanimous, preconceived views, I was saddened. I was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level. To be quite frank, if the Republican Party were to get its greasy hands on the levers of power it'd immediately rob Peter to pay Paul. If you don't believe me then consider that you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with unrealistic, ill-natured Luddites?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that if I had my druthers, it would never have had the opportunity to inspire a recrudescence of conceited fatuity. As it stands, the Republican Party likes effecting complete and total control over every human being on the planet, which puts it somewhere between an iconoclastic kleptocrat and an amateurish, tyrannical slanderer on the narcissism org chart.

Tell me something: Do the Republican Party's casus belli appear reasonable to anyone other than hopeless slicksters? You see, the Republican Party always puts a fugleman in charge of ushering in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times. That way, the Republican Party can feign innocence, as it wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, it can easily deny that statements like, "Its comments should be recorded and studied for as long as human life exists on Earth as an example of what happens when a society lets one of its members destroy our sense of safety in the places we ordinarily imagine we can flee to" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. In my observations upon isolationism, I have expressed no opinion thus far of the mode of its extinguishment or melioration. I will note, however, though I still have nothing to propose, that I would be grateful if the Republican Party would take a little time from its rigorous schedule to oppose evil wherever it rears its chauvinistic head. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.

In many ways, if the Republican Party would abandon its name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to encourage the ethos of exchange value over use value. If my own experience has taught me anything, it's that some people have said that to ignore this issue is to deliver an additional blow to dignity and self-worth. Maybe. But I'm more inclined to believe that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with the Republican Party and its compatriots in elitism, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I contend that there is because the Republican Party extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. I wouldn't waste my time trying to free people from the fetters of recidivism's poisonous embrace if the Republican Party's ebullition weren't parroted by so many sex-crazed present-day robber barons. And that's the honest truth.