Headlines read:
"Anjelina Jolie Pregnant with Brad Pitts Baby!"

Well, how long do you think THESE "lovebirds" will last?
Check it out.

Hottest movie babe stars in role with hottest male movie star.
Pitt admires independent Jolie, a humanitarian and adoptive mother.
Things heat up; finally Brad has a place with his manhood. He has a "family".
Jolie has her eyes on another adoptive child, this one's a year old.
Wow, now the two of them have officially adopted them both and they're trekking around with diapers.
(Little Maddox isn't too happy about all the new attention his new younger sister is getting.)
One big happy made-to-go family.

Then Mother Nature kicks in. The most beautiful woman in Hollywood is pregnant.....Reality! (ding, ding, ding)
She'll be throwing up. She'll get fatter. Her nerves will get frayed. Her hormones will make her unpredictable. As she becomes less and less available to said boyfriend Pitt, Brad will be stuck with a screaming one year old baby in diapers and pissy little Maddox, who now is getting further down the list of his mother's affections and the limelight he used to share.

One year later........Brad & Jolie have TWO screaming babies in diapers, and Angelina is at the end of her rope. Her humanitarian effort come last because the two youngest come first. She's loosing movie roles. She never really knew what it takes to be a REAL mother. Brad and Maddox are vying for her attention.......ANY attention.
She's pooped. She went from independent and glamorous to overworked, over-stressed and with her hormones out of whack.
Will Brad be able to handle it?

Sometimes wanting something gives it to you in spades.
I give Brad Pitt 18 months at this before he trys to look up his ex wife Jennifer Anniston.
Any bets if she'll take him back?