Yer heart really does have to go out to Ney and DeLay. Really.
They have always acted ethically for American conservatives. I'm absolutely sure they'd pass lie detector tests.
Rep. Bob Ney temporarily quits House post
"Ohio Republican has denied wrongdoing in Abramoff lobbying deals"
DeLay Abandoning Bid To Return As House Majority Leader
"In a letter to rank-and-file Republicans, DeLay said, "I have always acted in an ethical manner."