A SAD DAY FOR SCIENCE

This week the world lost one of its most prolific scientists. Thursday, at approximately 11:23, Dr. Et Al died at the age of 109 in his family home in the small southern England town of Anduthers. Dr. Et Al has been hailed as the most published and and diverse scientist of the 20th century, with his name appearing on the author list of more 3.75 million papes in all fields of human knowledge. Dr. Et Al passed away with his daughter, Nora Seenit-Al, his son, Dunnit Al, and numerous other family members by his bedside. During his prolific career Dr. Et Al, or 'Etty' as he was known by his friends, showed remarkable humility- always insisting that his name be listed last on every single one of the millions of papers he contributed to. "It will take decades to truly evaluate Etty's contribution to human knowledge." said longtime colleage, Dr. Adamsonsen during services held at Cambridge's newly dedicated Et Al Hall.