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Joke.

Guard: "Saddam, I have good news and bad news for you."

Saddam: "What is the good news?"

Guard: "The good news is that you are to be released tonight at midnight and driven to the airport for exile to North Korea."

Saddam: "Then what is the bad news?"

Guard: "Ted Kennedy is driving you."

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