Mr. Bowser, you go too far sir! Nepotism among Republicans? Why I'll have you know that my boy worked his way up in politics from the very lower upper levels, and I assure you that I and my distinguished colleagues intertwined in every nook and cranny of American government never once lifted a finger to give the boy any advantage that wasn't his due by right of birth. He earned his way in the world by grit and discipline and determination and force of character alone, I tell you!

We shall see if you change your tune when my friend Mr. James Baker hears about this!

(The part of the former President was played tonight by Robert.)