Secret Service
Roomed with a Secret Service Agent for a couple of months. They would often leave protectees alone, sometimes in a room with Sweet Young Things. And they could work for 8 months without going home during an election year. Had a special sliding wage scale approved by Congress just for them, would get down to 8 cents an hour toward the end of the month.
(He said if any of those clowns thought he was going to take a bullet for them they were even dumber than they seemed. And that Pat Nixon was the loneliest person he had ever seen. And that ALL he told me. Wouldn't talk.)
Arf
