Flunked out of Yale, some reports saying he was drinking heavily at the time, and has two, count 'em, two DUIs? (Many reports say he has three. A quick Google will find all of those statements.)

And which VP was drinking at noon, the famous "a beer", and hunting? And then shot someone? And didn't report it until he had a chance to sober up?

"After high school, Cheney won a scholarship to attend Yale University -- the alma mater of three generations of the Bush family -- but flunked out less than two years later. Upon returning to Wyoming, Cheney rekindled his relationship with Lynne and got a union job as a power lineman. Dissatisfied with the work, he reportedly began drinking more, leading to two DUI arrests within a year. Determined to change his life direction, Cheney enrolled at the University of Wyoming, where he earned bachelor and masters degrees in political science in 1965 and 1966, respectively. A year before finishing his BA, he married Lynne, whom he credits with motivating him to return to school and apply himself."

I'm alcoholic, and I've never had a DUI. Ya gotta be bad.

Arf