Psychics aid in search for missing dog
Westminster award-winning whippet is alive and warm, they say.
If they were really that good, they'd know to ask David F. Mayer, Ph. D.
Since they don't, you'd better give them a call, Doc. Poor dog needs to get home.
Arf (Don't kick him when he's down, Bow! He's always down, if yer gonna kick him, it's gonna be when he's down.)