No kidding, we're glad thye're all gone. Most go back home before Mid-April to do their taxes. It's safe to DRIVE again and you can actually get into the better restaurants without having to wait two hours...
While we're at jokes, should I throw in this sassy piece of literature that has a little Caribbean flavor to it?
> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "Yo Americans! You Come in. You Come into my humble shop! "
> So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper had said, but the man wasn't keen being the sex god he was . The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
sexfreak?"
> The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
> Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes..... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
over a table, yanked down his pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
> The Jamaican then began screaming...........
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!"
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he heh (not for the young 'uns)
