Chavez' Checklist
Win rigged election -- Done
Nationalize foreign property -- Partly done
Create secret police -- In Progress
Ban all political parties except my own -- To Do
Ban all emigration -- To Do
Collectivize agriculture -- In Progress
Declare myself "President for Life" -- In Progress
Replace all government officials with my handpicked henchmen -- Almost Done
Build massive army to keep people in line -- To Do
Declare some foreign country the enemy so that the people have somebody to hate -- Done
Arrest all political oponents -- Starting
Construct Gulag for polical prisoners-- To Do
Siphon off national treasury into personal bank accounts in Switzerland -- In Progress
Impose censorship on all news media -- Behind Schedule, should be done by now, needs work
Create public school curriculum that makes me out to be a god -- Written, but not yet in the schools
Put pictures and statues of myself all over the place -- In Progress
I am sure that I have missed many points, but Chavez will not. Long live "Fearless Leader".
