IF YOU RECEIVE A DOWNLOAD IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE, DO NOT OPEN IT.

IT IS EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE, AND COULD OVERWRITE YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY!!

The 'gift' is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories high. It tends to show up outside city gates, and appears to be abandoned. DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware that is incompatible with your regular programming, including a horde of really bad guys who look really clean cut and friendly, but will destroy your security system, upset your economy and lead you into war.

DO NOT OPEN IT!!! Take it back to the city unopened, or ask hazardous waste personal to remove it for you. This scourge is known as the REPUBLICAN VIRUS, and can be very lethal.

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!