In my capacity as an unofficially self appointed grand judge of vile language, I Johannes, declare you as the official "ASSHOLE" of the Habitable Zone.

This prestigious title also includes the renowned and coveted "baiter" award.
The "baiter" award is presented only to the deserving people who have shown an exceptional ability at the art of "baiting", from now on, everyone here at the HZ may call you a MASTERbaiter. Or alternately mb.

Do not be disheartened if people explain that the prestigious word has a connotation or an origin that comes from the words "massively disturbed baiter" or the word "masturbator", because you have won this honor fair and square, you should be PROUD of this once in a life time acknowledgment.

CONGRATULATIONS RL !!!!

(everyone say) HIP HIP HOORAY.!!!.... HIP HIP HOORAY..!!!!...