But, Phil!...If we bring back the Neanderthals,
we could buy them all season's tickets for the NFL, AFL
football games...and they'll blend in perfectly with the fans.

[A Joke]
A guy finds a frozen Neanderthal; befriends him
and teaches him how to eat chili, use the TV remote and
grunt some crude English.
The guy then invites two beautiful looking hotties to come over
on a double blind date.

The two hotties take one look at the Neanderthal wearing
dirty jeans and sweaty t-shirt, f*rting, burping, eating chili and watching hockey
on TV.

In disgust, one of the hotties says, "You brought us over to have a double
blind date with a gassy, sweaty, beer drinking, chili eating, TV watching Neanderthal
who hasn't had a date in 10,000 years!!!????"