While I was perusing down the board one bright and sunny day
I saw one of our zoners posts flaming all the way
I clicked on it and opened it up and much to my surprise
Ohhh, I discovered a ---- ---- ----, right before my eyes
Ohhh, I discovered a ---- ---- ----, right before my eyes

I looked at it and ran to the bowl sick as anything
I thought of this type leftist stuff, I’d seen most everything
As I returned, the post glared back at me, as I looked at the screen
Oh, get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, somebody make them stop!
Oh, get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, somebody make them stop!

I turned around and got right out, now I'm scarred for life
And then I took it home with me, mentioned it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me, after I told it to her
Oh, get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, and mention it no more!
Oh, get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, and mention it no more!

I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A Buddhist monk who was marching down the street
He said he could endure anything, he was a patient man
But when I mentioned to him the ---- ---- ----, he turned around and ran!
Oh, when I mentioned to him the ---- ---- ----, he turned around and ran!

I wandered on for many days, a victim of my fate
Until one day I came upon a former member of Heaven's Gate
He was crazy as a loon, and had a penchant for Nike shoes
I told him of the post and the ---- ---- ----, then he started to have a fit
Get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, that's some crazy sh-t!
Oh, get outta here with that ---- ---- ----, that's some crazy sh-t!

The moral of this story is if you’re reading on the Zone
And you should see a leftist rant and already start to groan
Don’t ever click and open it up, that’s my advice to you
‘Cause you’ll never get rid of the ---- ---- ----, no matter what you do!
Oh, you’ll never get rid of the ---- ---- ----, no matter what you do!

;-)

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