He was lunch Lindy
Albacore White Tuna packed in an airtight package from Equador.
He's squirming with all the other pacific fish who get caught in those big nets of leftist bias, trying to figure out "how the enemy thinks" and why "Conservatives like big mean daddy" (perhaps it's a spanking fetish) and not those wonderful liberals who "nurture" the 3rd world, "care" for their own powerbase, and "protect" their special interests.
Before he knew what hit him, they netted him, packed him and sold him down the river.
;-)