Folks, I have been a lurker here for a while- I am a Ham Radio enthusiast and I also am an amateur astronomer. I have really enjoyed this board and its discussions... The reason I am breaking my silence is that I picked up an odd broadcast on my radio that seemed to be a message intended to be relayed to the HZ. It was hard for me to pick it up- it seems to be a recorded message repeating over and over- I taped it for a few loops before it stopped abruptly. I have transcribed what I could make out, unfortunately the signal was weak….
Transcript is as Follows:

(static) –lo Hello, if anyone can hear me please listen… Hello- hello, if anyone can hear me please listen! The following message should be relayed to the press and the website Habitablezone dot com- (STATIC) –peat, this is urgent! (Voice sounds panicked, breathless)

At approximately seven AM Hawaii time, Sunday,October 15th Hawaii was struck by a massive earthquake- power, and water are out- no structures on big island left standing… Hilo is on fire, based on what I have seen the death toll is in the tens of (static) –lions.

Whats left of the population is starving and panicking- roving (static) of cannibals are feeding on the wounded- armed (static) picking up the bodies of the dead and dropping them into the volcano using huge black helicopters to cover up the death toll- survivors are being taken to Re-Education camps. They are (long static) – FEMA.

According to my calculations the earthquake (unintelligible) due to the Korean nuclear test and the position of Jupiter… People dying of heat exhaustion because of the heating of the atmosphere caused by the North Korean nuke… the magma’s vortical motions that (static) -have been disrupted- the vortex must be realigned or (long static) -nd the aliens will take retribution.

(2 minutes of static)

-eeding on the tourists at the hotels. I have never seen such carnage! (static) -Black triangles are everywh- (static) –Keck domes rolled down the mountain and crushed Waimea- STARBUCKS IS GONE!! REPEAT, STARBUCKS IS GONE!!!! (Static)-No coffee, oh my god – NO COFFEEE!!!

(LONG STATIC) -Packs of wild dogs… (static)- Locusts… (static) –Toads… (static) eating the dead (static) seasoned with rosemary garlic and served with Fava Beans…(static) Chianti…(static)

Tell Lindy, Johannes and SDAI (?) That they were right… Oh god I am so sorry – I must go now the (static) have found me…(whispering) R.L. signing out….

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