Seems odd to be reported in a Toronto newspaper. And it doesn't seem out of the question for a meteorite to set a house on fire.

I'll sell meteorite insurance at a substantial discount, though. Very inexpensive. Acme Meteorite Insurance, LLC, Bowser, Agent. "If it comes from the heavens, it must be heavenly!"

Our Gross Income v. Claims Paid ratio approaches perfection. What other insurance company can say that??!! 100%, in other words, or numbers. Incredible performance. We can do that because we are well-run, efficient management, lastest technology. We have cut costs to the bone, chosing to spend the money on helping YOU though improved employee morale.

We do NOT have an impersonal 1-800 number, followed by interminable machine interaction. When the phone is answered, there is a person on the other end. Someone you can talk to, and talk to and talk to. How's that for Customer Service, with the accent on Service?

Arf (Will you issue stock in the company, Bow? Damn right. Show me the money, however much.)