What're gonna do? Let's say yer an evangelist, want a massage.
Of course, yer gonna call yer local gay meth dealer.
Poor guy. Really. We all have a "dark side", and the more we try to not acknowledge it, the more power it gains over us. Jimmy Swaggart comes to mind, too. Probably a nice guy.
One would wish they were a bit less hypocritical, though.
Arf