It's a strange, strange world you live in, Master Tech
You taught me all I know and I'll never look back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Tech

You took a colored vortex from out of the sky
And taught me how to use it as the years went by
To tie up all your problems and make them look neat
And then to sell them to the people in the street

It's a strange, strange world you live in, Master Tech
You taught me all I know and I'll never look backMaster Tech
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Tech

I saw right through the way you started teachin' me now
So some day soon you could get to use me somehow
I thank you very much and though you've been very kind
But I'd better move along before you change my mind

It's a strange, strange world you live in, Master Tech
You know how I feel as if I'll never come back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Tech

You taught me all the things the way you'd like them to be
But I'd like to see if other people agree
It's all very int'resting the way you disguise
But I'd like to see the world through my own eyes

It's a strange, strange world you live in, Master Tech
No hard feelin's if I never come back
You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Tech

You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Tech
You're a very strange man and I thank you, Master Tech

Apologies to Four Jacks and a Jill</I