Arthur: "What does it say?"

Brother Maynard: "It says: ``Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramethia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of AAAhhahhhhahhaaa.´´"

Arthur: "What?"

Brother Maynard: "The Castle of AAahaahhaaaaaa."

Sir Bedemere: "What, he's dead?"

Brother Maynard: "He must've died while carving it."

Arthur: "Oh, come on!"

Brother Maynard: "Well that's what it says."

Arthur: "Look, if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve ``Aahhaahaaaaaa.´´ He'd just say it."

Brother Maynard: "Well that's what's carved in the rock."

Sir Lancelot: "Perhaps he was dictating."

Arthur: "Oh, shut up."