...is why you opened that spam in the first place? That's not a spam subject line. I've noticed that they have a "poetry" of their own, like the six-word scifikus, and in fact I've been collecting some that fit that criteria for a future post. That one's too long--it's from a message body.

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. You realize that this is just an afteraffect of losing an election, don't you? (That's "election" with an "L", though under the circumstances the confusion is understandable.) It's normal, but you and your Republican colleagues will get over it without the aid of ED medication, I'm sure of it. It's usually in the mind, not the flesh. Electoral dysfunction is embarrassing, but it happens to everybody from time to time in a democracy.