"Uh oh. Fart."
Flatulent lady grounds plane.
Shows what happens when you don't have what it takes to proudly Own the Cheese. This lady, had she simply let fly and grinned about it instead of trying desperately to cover it up with matches, would have been the Farting Woman to about five gasping people in nearby seats. Now she (and the name WILL come out sooner or later) will be the Farting Woman to the entire world.