I'll take her.

Bowser — 12/18/2006 8:35:25 PM (archived)

TRUMP EVICTS SCANDAL BABE. - THERE SHE GOES, MESS USA.

The poor child. Rejected, thrown out, homeless, abandoned. She needs the steady hand of a mature influence to help her through this crisis.

I'm just a sucker for a damsel in distress. Come to Uncle Bowser.

Ruff!

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I'll take her. - Bowser - 12/18/2006 8:35:25 PM
- She's what? 18? And you're what? 60? You old dog! (n/t) - SDF - 12/19/2006 8:44:06 AM
  - She is a MATURE 20! And I'm an immature 66. We can help each other. (n/t) - Bowser - 12/19/2006 5:30:32 PM
    - Sure sure. I'm an immature 31 but I wouldn't think of dating anyone so young. - SDF - 12/20/2006 2:25:20 PM
      - â€œAh, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?â€ (n/t) - alcaray - 12/20/2006 6:25:51 PM
        
        â€œThe aim, if reached or not, makes great the life: Try to be Shakespeare, leave the rest to fate!â€ (n/t) - Laurie Street - 12/20/2006 7:28:00 PM
- Personally, I love shaving damsels in dis-dress.... (n/t) - Ok, sorry... - 12/19/2006 5:23:14 AM
  - You need to see someone about that speah impediment. ;) (n/t) - Mary Anne - 12/19/2006 4:41:10 PM
    - As you know, I have never been a supporter of bush... (n/t) - ok, very sorry - 12/19/2006 6:21:26 PM
- Down boy! (n/t) - podrock - 12/19/2006 1:41:04 AM

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