I know some of you wish that I would live on a planet at least
100 light-years away...maybe alot further.
Hey!...I might surprise all of you yet in years to come.
Sorry, I won't send any postcards.

BTAIM, if I did live on such a planet, 100 LY away,
I would have been able with very sensitive radio receiving
equipment to receive a very faint radio broadcast,
featuring Christmas music, Scripture readingS
and holiday salutations originating from a place near
Boston, Massachusetts on the Third Rock from the Sun, sent by
a Canadian named Reginald Fennesson.

I wonder what I would have made of such a broadcast?