Here's to all the utter idiots out there that can't figure out that my crummy stereo in my old Saturn station wagon with 116,000 miles on it isn't worth breaking my driver's side window for.

Now the most recent moron didn't even get the stereo. He probably would have if he hadn't picked the middle of the day in a busy restaurant parking lot. My guess is that too many people were whizzing by and he panicked and left before completing the job. Of course by then there was glass over everything and the cowling around my radio was cracked. I hope the asshole cut himself on all the glass.

Exactly what part of the equation old car = old radio doesn't compute to these evolutionary dropouts? Do I have to post a sign on each window saying that the radio they have their eyes on has no power and fades out if you move 3 or 4 miles beyond the antenna from the station?

Here's your clue dudes. You're much more likely to hit the prize if you go after that new Hummer that's taking up two parking places and, if anyone sees you doing it, they'll probably figure the guy's got it coming.

Art