The California socialized healthcare plan has been working out the details and recently posted the lates selection of leftist lobotimazation plans available which will be covered. Knowing many folks here would find this of interest, I cut and paste some of the plans:



CALIFORNIA HEALTHCARE
PERSONAL LOBOTOMIZATION HEALTH SELECTIONS

The Kennedy Plan
This choice is great for irritable grown children who cause their parents and friends embarassment because they agree with conservative views and have voted Republican. Parental assistance is provided to Democrat parents in restraining and delivering their adult Republican children. Comes complete with fast-tracked CA court declarations of incompetence.

The Clinton/Hillary/Rodham Plan
Let's you selectively forget and deny embarassing truths when confronted.

The Albermann Plan
Let's you rant endlessly in sanctimonious tone and yet all words that come out will be contradictory and make no sense. Albermann - nonsense speaker. Other sphincter-fixation type personalities will be drawn to you, much as found in the Stewart plan.

The Stewart Plan
For males 5'4" and under who are part of the insecure, smirking crowd - this is probably your best choice. This plan will leave you spouting monologues with a deadpan and will cause excess flatulence to be emitted from both mouth and posterior. Other flatulent folks will find you very amusing. Premature grey hair follicles are optional with a few quick radiation exposures.

The Pelosi Plan
Rich? Witch? Political aspirations? This plan may be for you. This one specializes in removing judgment centers from both hemispheres and leaving patients on an endless series of power trips for the rest of their natural life. May enhance existing persecution complexes which most leftists already possess and so this plan is not for everyone. May frighten children, babies and spur a need for adult Depends in seniors who gaze upon you. Many folks choose to follow up the Clinton/Hillary/Rodham plan with a Pelosi treatment for full effect. Will generate strong female same-sex appeal which many socialist women find a bonus.

The Generic Plan
Can't make up your mind? No problem since most who choose socialized healthcare didn't have much of one to start with. Personality dialysis under the generic plan is great for the average, run-of-the-mill leftist. All Judgment centers will be removed and will leave you able to rant mindlessly at the drop of a pin. Protesting/whining becomes a piece of cake as all embarassment centers are removed. Bush hatred is guaranteed and we remove every memory center that deals with positive things. Side effects are constant depression, unchecked hate, persecution complexes and an inability to follow directions. This plan is co-sponsored by Walgreen's and Thrifty Drugs in California where a .05 percent discount will be given for all future self-dosing medications not covered under the health care plan (see accompanying chart for list of covered medications)



As always, California offers fascinating diversity if your idea of diversity is mindlessness.

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