One might guess that she was one busy body. What a comedy. After feeling a bit sorry for the poor kid, there is a yuck or two in this.

"Zsa Zsa's Husband: I Might Be Baby's Dad."

"The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father."

I wouldn't be surprised if Rosie O'Donnell didn't claim to be the baby's mother. Real mother. In spirit. Anna just carried it for her on doctor's orders, as Rosie's knees couldn't handle any more weight. Pass the $1 billion, please.

Keep the change.

Arf