And you people thought I had the biggest carbon footprint in Iowa.
I'm going to get into this selling carbon credits...
Only when I take the carbon out of the atmosphere on your behalf, I will send you back a box containing some of the actual carbon!
Yes...You can own the actual sequestered carbon that will save the planet!!!
Show it to your friends. Use it to filter the aquarium. Or add lighter fluid and grill some steaks over it...
We don't really care. All we know is: Sequestered carbon is beautiful!
And you want IT!