Wow. Thats rich. Lessee:

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Nobody would have thought that UBL would fly planes into buildings.

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There were WMD in Iraq.

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There Were Al Qaeda in Iraq.

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Iraq was an immediate threat to the US, requiring re-emptive attack.

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We could habdle Tora Bora and trap UBL with help from the Pakistanis and the Allied tribal leaders.

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We could still handle Afghanistan and Invade Iraq at the same time.

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There would be flowers thrown at our feet.

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It would take only a small fraction of our forces to Secure Iraq.

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We wouldn't need to be there long, we would be down to 5000 soliers within a couple of years.

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The Sunnis and the Shia would not descend into genocidal civil war.

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Iraqi reconstruction would pay for itself.

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The Levees would Hold in NOLA

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Nobody expected the sort of disaster that would ensue in NOLA (and its not their fault anyway- FEMA isn't really a Federal Emergency Management Agency. C'mon!).

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Global Warming science is incomplete and partial. Its probably a myth anyway.

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If its not a myth, and we are wrong, then its all termite farts and Volcanes. If we're wrong about that, we'll say something else.

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We can piss on our allies, we don't need them

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We can handle Iran and N. Korea while we are in two inteminable wars, without the help of our allies.

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Putin (who is now outright slaughtering his critics) is a good man. Bush looked into his soul.

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Iraq is seeking yellowcake uranium from sources in Africa.

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There was a conference, a regular convention of terrorists and Iraqi army officials in the Czech republic.

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There was a 'poisons training camp' at Salman Pak, where the Iraq Reupublcian Guard practiced storming planes and bewing Anthrax.

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We know where the WMD, they are to the north and south of Tikiriti.

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Sadam had tonnes of Anthrax.

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Saddam was within 6 months of a nuclear weapon.

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Shinseki was a fool, delusional, to state that the occupation would require hundreds of thousands of troops.