Oh, joy! "Michael Jackson Greets Troops in Japan."
TOKYO (AP) - "Michael Jackson greeted thousands of U.S. troops and their family members at a U.S. Army base south of Tokyo Saturday, taking a break from days of parties with die-hard fans and well-heeled business people."
And I'll bet he left them in fine fighting fettle! Meaner'n moulting snakes.
Arf