WASHINGTON - "Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said that "parents and children have nothing to fear."

"Asked about the alert notice, the FBI's Rich Kolko said that "there are no threats, no plots and no history leading us to believe there is any reason for concern," although law enforcement agencies around the country were asked to watch out for kids' safety."

Let's have a PC test for school-bus drivers, shall we? And let's warn people with more of these dire "watch out, but there's nothing to worry about" things.

Sorta takes your mind off the illegal stuff they're pulling, I suppose. Between inane and illegal, they don't have a lot of time left, I'm sure.

Arf