His childhood explains a lot...
It probably won't come as much of a surprise that when Keith Olbermann was a kid, he got the tar kicked out of him on a regular basis. And not by the football team. "I got beat up by girls all the time," says Olbermann. "They literally posted a sign-up sheet and would take turns. I think that's why I've always been such a fan of Mencken’s line, 'Afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted.' I’ve been afflicted."
I suspect there's still a signup sheet in the MSNBC women's john...