LOL
You should be writing for Saturday Night Live.

I used to like Cheney, just before Gulf War I, then I started doing some research into his background and personal life.
Now the man creeps me out.

So, I'll join with you in your laughter. He must be miserable. Things just aren't going his way. Not only must he have the guilt of shooting his buddy in the face while drunk and being nationally humilated by it, but by trying to pull several fast ones over on the GP while in public office, and getting caught at that too. Why, the only ones who pay any attention to him are the ones who are cashing in on Halliburton and the re-construction contracts.

I'll bet everyone stears clear of him after 5pm.