This came in my Inbox by an old geezer. I can remember some of these people from the earliest Hollywood Squares (perhaps it was even in black and white), but some of these are cute. For you old geezers out there:

> If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at
> least how high?
> Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
>
> True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
> George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes...
>
> You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably
> a man or a woman?
> Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
>
> According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and
> you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out
> directly and ask him if he's married?
> Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
>
> What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
> George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next
> apartment.
>
> Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you
> going to get any during your first year?
> Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
> strawberries!
>
> In bowling, what's a perfect score?
> Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
>
> It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at
> nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
> Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
>
> When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his
> tail. What will a goose do?
> Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
>
> According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with
> getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
> Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army!
>
> Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish
> on his head, what was he trying to do?
> George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
>
> According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like
> to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to
> wait a while. Why?
> Paul Lynde: He's out of town. .

> When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
> Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to
> him.
>
> James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was
> forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best
> things I ever did." What was it?
> Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.
>
> Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in
> them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions.
> What are they?
> Charley Weaver: His feet.
>
> Do female frogs croak?
> Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water.