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The Flemish Inquisition!

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<palign=justify>"Here! Here! The Flemish Inquisition will now come to order! TB, gbaikie & SDAI are accused of crimes against the Flemish peoples! We will hear witnesses first who offere forthe testimony of their crimes!"

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"I swear upon the brim of my hat that I spotted TB cursing out my dog after it relieved itself on his leg. After that my wife started eating at a Brussels' McDonalds - and now look at her! She must lose at least fifty pounds to return to her former Flemish beauty!"

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"I curse the day I met gbaikie! He mesmerized me with tales of how he could reach the moon with a bottle, and just as soon as I trust him, he glues my fingers to this sunflower and my 'bling bling' flemish gold chain!"

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"SDAI, what can I say about him? I started to secretly read his blog late at night in my Antwerp apartment. My neighbors found out and I was beaten so bad my neck is still in this brace. Soon after, I lost my lease for a rumor started that said I was his girlfriend. And then I was charged with aiding and abetting a known anti-multi-culturalist.

But there's more. My father
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was also beaten by his neighbors, injuring his neck, after they learned that I was secretly reading the SDAI-Tech1 blog, and was also going out in public not wearing a burka. He has disowned me until I testified against SDAI for causing our family this extensive misfortune.

For now, I live with my younger sister
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in Turnhout. She has helped me see that I was brainwashed by SDAI's prose and I was swept up in virginal ignorance which allowed him to rape my mind with his anti-multi-cultural ramblings. I have bought my burka and will wear it and I have placed the blog on a list of restricted sites so I will not be tempted to view his evil mind magicks!"

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I was walking down the street in Schaerbeek when TB, gbaikie and SDAI were meeting with the Vlaams Belang leaders in the home of a friend of Roeland Raes. I heard them laughing at me. 'Multicultural freak!' they called me, 'probably a vegetarian too' snickered gbaikie! Sniff. Sniff. SDAI was saying he admired Joan of Arc. Shudder! I say we burn them all at the stake!"

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"The Testimony has been offered forthe and I am satisfied the accused are guilty of crimes against multi-culturalism and are obviously racist to boot. Punishment shall be delivered by the secular branch of the Belgian government not to exceed 5000 years in prison/ 5 burnings at the stake per each violation!"

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