"Bush gets ready for Iraq U-turn by Brown"

Negotiations have established the Queen will not have to get on her knees - a deep bow toward Mecca when the call to prayer issues from the Tower of London will suffice. The "Archbishop of Canterbury" will become the "Ayatollah of Canterbury" with corresponding changes throughout the re-formed Church of Islam.

It is anticipated Sandhurst will become a training ground for suicide bombers once the problem of training them is solved. They seem to "disappear" during the final exams.

It has been noted that as American military presence is increasing to give this fledgling democracy the bombs and bullets it needs to barely survive the popular will, the British leaving the scene might be interpreted as setback for the "Coalition". The remaining 3 Danes and 5 Poles in non-combatant positions does lend credence to a "Coalition", though.

Preparing for GWBs speech explaining to the American people that this surrender is the best thing to happen since Saddam's hanging, Karl Rove is training on a NASA centrifuge. Attempting to evoke the charisma of Ronald Reagan, the speech is scheduled to be given by Bush from a spread in California. On a horse, of course.

The merry-go-round at Neverland has been re-geared to spin at 4X normal. Dick Cheney will occupy the horse next to Bush, Condi Rice and Bob Gates the horses behind, with the Fox News camera shoved "under the tail" of the horse in front.

And we will all get to see that warm, fuzzy feeling that war without end brings to the face of pre-emptive aggressors. It looks strangely like a smirk.

Arf