You need to get out more...;-)
Your hot-o-meter is in serious need of calibration.
Of course getting out just in leftist circles won't help much. Females with the lack of bras, make-up, feminine clothing, leg shaving and a hint of mania in their eyes will only make Hillary look that much hotter.
For proper calibration you would need a trip back in time to some conservative region circa 1989 - a bit after "big hair" was tamed and just before girls/women started wearing hiking boots and sitting in Starbucks listening to Nirvana.
;-)