But he slumps!
If I've told you once, I've told a thousand times, stand up straight, dammit, Vlad! Shoulders back, buns tight, boobs out--oh, you don't have those, do you? Oh well, stand up straight anyway!
And btw, if you see the Frenchie Prez, he's airbrushed--bye bye lovehandles (if one could even call them that on a Frenchie Prez.)