I'm here to report that Senator Craig was not gay.
Senator Craig was correct when he said, "He was not gay."
OK....I went over to the Merriam-Webster dictionary to see the
definition for the word "gay".
It says the word 'gay' means "happily excited."
Happily excited....
Happily excited...
HEY! You know what?...When the police arrested him, he was NOT
'happily excited' to be arrested....He was NOT gay...
Boy!...What a relief.
Jacob