I can prove my product was once CO2 in the atmosphere.

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TAFKASE — 9/5/2007 9:22:58 PM (archived)

I have the ISO2000 policies in place and documentation proceedures to prove it.

This carbon was at very recently (in geologic times) CO2 floating free in the Earth's atmosphere, doing its part to cause global warming. Then our team of crack researchers figured out a way to take that carbon and concentrate it, so that it can be FOREVER removed from the Earth's Atmosphere.

You can purchase a 10-lb bag of this sequestered carbon for just $20.00. Once in your possession, you can do your part to make sure that it never enters the atmosphere of Earth again!

Buy (2) 10lb bags now and we will plant a fast growing tree (Hickory, Apple, or Mesquite--YOU CAN CHOOSE!!!) that will help us sequester more carbon in the future!

Mmmmmmm anybody else hungry for BBQ?

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Climate indulgence update - TB - 9/5/2007 6:16:32 PM
- Wow, there's nothing that can't be outsourced to India nowadays - The Silent Majority - 9/6/2007 6:51:27 AM
- I HAVE PURE BLOCKS OF SEQUESTERED CARBON FOR SALE!!! - TAFKASE - 9/5/2007 8:50:21 PM
  - All you have to do is be bad. - Lee - 9/5/2007 9:02:31 PM
    - I can prove my product was once CO2 in the atmosphere. - TAFKASE - 9/5/2007 9:22:58 PM
      - What about my CH4? (n/t) - Jacob Samorodin - 9/5/2007 10:37:38 PM
        
        That is a really aweful greenhouse causer... - TAFKASE - 9/6/2007 4:03:26 PM
        
        Charcoal tablets. And cut down on fiber. (n/t) - TB - 9/6/2007 5:18:46 AM

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