Smokers, Arise! Become Moslem!
Why do the Moslems get around everything? We're so careful about not hurting THEM or their feelings, yet they hold us in contempt because we're infidels.
Personally, I wish the whole world would quit smoking (I did about 12 years ago) but until they do, there's got to be somewhere for that part of our citizenry to go where they CAN smoke other than their own homes where it doesn't harm the non-smokers.
Private smokers' clubs? Wonder if those could be made exempt...